Hello.  This is the first ever (as far as I know) Angry Video Game Nerd Voicepack for Unreal Tournament 99!  Use it like any other voicepack by placing the .int and .u files in your games system folder.  It is a mature voicepack so please avoid if you don't like very offensive language.

It's version 1.0 and isn't totally perfect.  (One voice sample didnt show up which is the first Firendly Fire and there is some missing text in some voice samples,  but all the voice samples are there where they need to be and can be heard just fine).  In fact you can even read below ALL the quotes I used from AVGN in the voicepack so you dont miss anything.  (I provided my own voice for the Red Leader, Blue Leader, etc. samples.  Instead of "Leader", I used "Fucker" as is appropriate for AVGNs particular lingo. :)

The Angry Video Game Nerd is an online personality created/used by James Rolfe, a movie director/producer/etc. since 2004.  His foul mouthed persona has gained quite the following and has inspired many video game reviewers to post their unique opinions on the games of their youth as well. Though probably not nearly as vulgar. :)
Laugh your ass off as you listen to AVGN's best rants, taunt your friends and even insult the game itself!  Visit James Rolfe at www.cinemassacre.com on the web for AVGN videos and more cool stuff!



Now, for the quotes and from each video they came from:


Yeah, well I hope you're proud of yourself, and you know what I mean, you fucking whore!
Yeah, well, wait until I draw your suicide note in your own blood, you bunny fucking bitch. I'm coming over and I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill your whole motherfucking family!
I wanna nail Roger Rabbit to the fucking cross. Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!
I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum!  I'd rather drink diarreha vomited out of a buffalo's anus.
It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it.   Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I'd rather have a fucking buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject them to this horrendous gar-bitch.
I'd rather eat out the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than play this game, ever again.  Back to the Future

ASS!!!! FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!   What a shitload of fuck.  This game chews turds. This game sucks your balls off and spits 'em up your ass.
Top Gun

LIKE PUKE UP A DONKEY'S ASS! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK! I MEAN, I'D RATHER EAT SNOT AND DIARRHEA VOMITED OUT OF A BUFFALO'S DICK!
    You're Dead.
    Your Friends Are Dead.
    Your Family's Dead.
    Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
    Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.

    You Suck At Life.
    The Whole World Hates You.
    You're Going To Hell.
    Live With It.

    Game Over. 
I'd rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and puke 'em up my fucking ass.  I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick.  Friday the 13th

Laughing, Joking Numbnuts
Bombs away! (Fart sounds) Ugh, you diareha fiend!
Whoa, look at me! I'm the fuckin' Nerd! What a piece of shit! Buffalo diarrhea fuckfarts!
Go yank your cock through your ass,ya fucking butt-mongrel! I got the Power Glove!  A Nightmare on Elm Street

It's like puking on a pile of shit!  
Look at me, you think I'm cool? I've got a fucking glove on my hand. I'm trying to play a fucking game with it. I look like an idiot with a fist full of shit.
Now you're playing with power... Now you're playing with fucking shit! You're better off fucking shit than fucking with this fucked-up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't know shit about how fucking shitty this fucking shit is! 
It's so bad it sucks. It's so fucking suck it fucks! And I... can't take it anymore.   Power Glove

Cock-a-fuckin'-doodle-ass-shit-sucking-ball-fuck! This is fucking boring!!
Rocky

He's playing some games, the worst he recalls, he's gonna find out which one sucked the most balls.  The Angry Video Game Nerd is here!
I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. Bible Games

There's guys around every corner, there's guys coming out of the elevator, there's guys coming out of your ass! It's crazy!  Die Hard

I gotta go out and do something wild! Like get a tattoo on my face of a goat holding up a baby snorting cocaine off its penis.  Independence Day

I'D RATHER PUT MY BALLS IN A CROCODILE'S MOUTH, WHILE SHOVING MY HEAD UP A UNICORN'S ASSHOLE!
There you go.  Got your ass handed to ya. Th-th-th-th-that's all, fucks! [raises middle finger] Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout

Nintendo Power, motherfucker!  What the fuck is your problem?
Nintendo Power

This game better stop sucking ass, or else I'm gonna have to give it the finger. The middle finger!
    Kyle Justin: [Singing to the Addams Family theme song]
    It's crappy and it's kooky, A stupid piece of poopy, I'd rather eat my dooky, It makes me want to pee!
    Sucking some ass
    AVGN: Fuck!
    Sucking some balls
    AVGN: FUCK!!
    Sucking some balls, Sucking some balls, Sucking some ass
    AVGN: FUCK!
    Makes me wanna see ya, Assload of diarrhea, It's worse than gonorrhea, I'm gonna take that pee 
Fester's Quest

To quote Full Metal Jacket, "It's just one big shit sandwich and we all gotta take a bite."   I'd rather fucking 69 a grizzly bear while shoving King Kong up my ass! I'd rather fucking stand in the middle of a ring of monkeys as they pelt me to death with their own anal waste! Man, fuck this game! Fuck it to hell! Fuck it to oblivion! Fuck it to DAMNATION OF MANKIND!  Dragon's Lair

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal! You miserable fucking cunt-piece of shit! HUMBUG! BAH! FUCKING HUMBUG IT TO HELLLLLLLL!!!  An Angry Nerd Christmas Carol Part One

It's like trying to stick your dick in a cheerio.  Double Vision Part One

Who the hell are you? Go back to the freaking Wonder Years, you piece of shit!    Go back to Hell, you evil motherfucker!  The power of Super Mecha Death Christ compels you!  Yeah, Super Mecha Death Christ 2000! B. C. Version 4.0 BETA, BITCH!  Holy Shit! (AGH!) WATCH THAT FUCKING LANGUAGE!  The Wizard and Super Mario Bros. 3

In fact, just thinking about it makes me feel like having an anal evacuation.  FUCK! Wow, I just shot down a duck by saying "fuck".  I'm drinking Rolling Rock on the Roll n' Rocker!  Oh, augh!! Now that's assy! Yeah, I know I use the word "ass" a lot. I guess you can say I'm an assoholic.  NES Accessories

Well, I'm gonna do it just for you, 'cause I like you a lot. Now don't take that too serious.  Superman 64

THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF!!! Batman Part One

YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED UP THE ASSHOLE WITH A PORCUPINE!! GOOD FUCKING LUCK DOUCHEBAG!!!  So, therefore, we're already starting out with fifty cheap-ass hoes so we're doing alright for ourselves. I wonder what the exchange rate is for the expensive whores? Maybe we'll find out later.
The bubbly sound of ripping ass isn't even an adequate way to describe the music in this game. Imagine taking a phonograph machine, submerging it in diarrhea, and wiring it to a horse's ass to use it as a speaker! It makes nails on a chalkboard sound like fucking Mozart!
[in German] DAS SPIEL IST SCHEIE!! DIESES SPIEL FICKT DICH HRTER ALS DAS LEBEN!!! - [translates as "THIS GAME IS SHITTY!! THIS GAME FUCKS YOU HARDER THAN REAL LIFE!!!]  Deadly Towers

Who the fuck are you? Get your ass back behind the fucking couch!  THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! THAT'S TERRIBLE PROGRAMMING!!!  Battletoads

THAT'S WHORESHIT!!!! And I didn't say horseshit, I said whoreshit. 'LIKE A WHORE TAKING A SHIT!!!' Dick Tracy

Where are you supposed to be? Inside Satan's asshole?  Frankenstein

It's time to start droppin' some F-Bombs! [as literal F-Bombs drop out of his mouth] FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Yeah, you know what, that's a pointless argument right there. That's like if your dad said, "I fucked your mom." It's like: "I can't argue with that!"  CD-i Part Three

Who are these raging atheists that don't want you to go to church!?  I hopped on some frog and bounced around on a bunch of springs and shit, then I threw a bomb and blew some guy's fucking face off.  Time to flick the shit switch, turn up the diarrhea dial!  Bible Games II

Yeah, well fuck you! You can't have it.  They were just fucking jerking off!  Milon's Secret Castle

Like what is this!? He shoots fireballs out his dick!? Or maybe it's a gaping flame vagina? Who the fuck knows, somebody was not right in the head. Where'd you learn to be an asshole?! The end; I gotta take a shit.  Atari Jaguar Part Two

It's like digging for gold underneath a pile of horse shit. Or perhaps, it's a gleaming silver turd. It might not look like shit... but it sure smells like it.  Metal Gear

They suck balls! This one sucks my left ball, this one sucks my right ball! WELCOME TO DIE!  X-Men

Well how about use my greasy Italian plumber cock to whack you across the fucking face!?  Mario Is Missing

I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamus's butt while its muck spreads! I'm done with this. I'd rather lick the shit skid off the inside of a toilet bowl!
Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle

Oh, you're gonna win? Well not anymore, ya ass-backed fecal-fucker shit-faced anus brain!  The best way to sum this up is to recite a very famous quote from William Shakespeare: "Fuck it."  I'd rather get an electric shock from sucking Mechagodzilla's mechanical wiener!  Man, it's just a bunch of fuck! It's a pile of cunt! Fuck! Shit! Fuck! Cunt! ...Fuck. Goddammit! I just said "fuck" from the bottom of my heart and I said every curse that there is. There's nothing left, so you know what? Somebody's gotta invent a new curse word. I think I got it. (BLEEP) Oh yeah! It's that bad!  Godzilla

This is just a maximum catastrophe of ass!  Wayne's World

What in the unholy name of ass is this fuckness?! Oh wait, that's not a word? Well, it should be!  Castlevania Part One

You wanna go balls-to-the-wall? Well, there's one way to put your balls to the wall, and that's to stick your dick in an electric outlet. You wanna play shit tennis with an orangutan, while having your head up a hyena's asshole?! Well, good luck.  Castlevania Part Two

Nothing is consistent about this twisted piece of shit-covered anal fuck!
You wanna know how I feel now?! I'M FUCKING ENRAGED!! YOU DON'T JUST CHANGE THE RULES LIKE THAT! THIS IS SHIT SAUCE!! THIS IS DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE STANDARDS! Little Red Hood

THIS IS A BLIZZARD OF BALLS!!! I can't believe humanity was capable of degrading itself so low as to produce such insulting catastrophe of ass!! 
BURN, MOTHERFUCKER, BURRRN!!!   Winter Games

That is sadistic! Who ever programmed this thing, I want to rip their fucking heart out of their ass and show it to them so they can see how cold and black it is before they die!  Ninja Gaiden

I'm gonna lay the Fuck smack on you! You think I can't still play?  You little fuck-nugget, get out of my game!  Game Glitches

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING WORLD?!  Innocent people have suffered through these fucking fuck heaps! People developed fuckatitus from this shit! People have gone on to live horrible lives, kicking babies in the balls!  Back To The Future Trilogy

This is a penis-shaped piss stain on the face of gaming. I'd rather fuck the Wicked Witch of the West! I'd rather play a CD-I game, yeah, like "The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe." This nerd makes me look like Charles Bronson.  Steve Urkel could beat the shit out of this guy!  Lester the Unlikely

OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE!? A FUCKING BUFFALO JUST TOOK A FUCKING SHIT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD, THERE'S SHIT AND FUCKING GLASS ALL OVER THE PLACE! Star Wars

You happy? You got enough shit to work with? Affirmative YOUR ASS! Let's play.  R.O.B The Robot

As an adult male, why would I ever want to play this? Because I'm pathetic, and I'm asking for hell!  Even the craziest psychopaths on Earth don't dream this shit!  Plastic pink mall-shopping, bimbo, ball-craving, bird-riding, ghost-fighting, fish-flopping, psycho-dreaming, HAIR BRAIN PIECE OF SHIT! GO TO HELL!  The Making of an Angry Video Game Nerd episode/Barbie

Its the most heinously anus thing ever conceived by humankind! Its a curse to the soul, and it must suffer the tortures of the damned! Dark Castle

